What is the issue

Never mind what the issue is, what's the point Dumb dumb and dumber seems to sum up the world's leaders, from the squabbling Brexit bunch with their self indulgent episode of idiotic self annihilation to the twitter obsessed despot who is in control of the worlds largest military force.

I mean if it isn't a dreadful death by medication that we can look forward to, then we have to tend with the likes of Foodlovers Market reportedly selling pork in their 'pure' mutton mince. I shudder to think what my Muslim friends must be going through.

KPMG committing what should be called high treason and they're still walking around without stainless steel bracelets and free permanent accommodation.

It's like we're whistling into a category 5 tornado. We need an organization like OUTA, the Organization Undoing Tax Abuse, to go after the Guptas who would still be fleecing our country, this time of one point seven five billion Rand. That's the amount of money they managed to freeze in two coalmines' rehabilitation trust funds.

I mean, what's the point Why bother Last Saturday, the 23rd of September, the planet Niburu was supposed to crash into the earth killing all life and ending this thing we call civilization as we know it. But we can't even rely on that happening. I don't know if the planet zipped right past us or if the nincompoops who predicted this had a blob of chewing gum on their telescope that was mistaken for planet Niburu, but the universe missed a chance to be rid of the reproachable human race once and for all. Who goes to so much trouble to spread stupid rumours like this People were actually scared it was going to happen.

Maybe we should be spurring Rocket Man and Donald Dump on, let's get this nuclear war going asap. Lets just nuke the lot of us and let the universe get on with its business. Mr. Dump should stop teasing North Korea with military activity ever escalating on their border, don't get Rocket Man frothing at the mouth, take him out and take us all out with him. Hey Presto!

Speaking of Mr Dump, he really stuck his foot in it with his insensitivity towards the sports celebrities who decided to use the American national anthem at sports events to protest against the social injustices they want to highlight with their protest. Calling for them to be fired was another show of how childish the poor man is, and seeing how the teams are now all going down on one knee is very encouraging. Imagine if we could stand together like that in this country, we could even slow down the rate of farm murders, maybe even put a stop to them. But what's the point Why should we bother Some self cantered, egotistical, narcissistic a-hole of a politician will surely come along and destroy or steal or pass onto his buddy, any and all of the progress we make, and we will all stand by and watch with a dazed look on our faces, myself included.